容易中”部落” 的女人。 The “most blocked” girl in KL

Posted On 08/04/2007

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女狮王 MQ 最大的烦恼是警察对她特别的 “青眼有加” (或还是“油水有加“,就见仁见智了)。

一身健康的 啡色肤色, 一身嬉皮的行头, 一头卷发, 就让她成为了本地警察的 “最爱”。 怪的是, 巡逻富都 (Pudu) 地区的警察, 不知道是孤陋寡闻, 还是故意要撩我们的女狮王 MQ, 居然 一而再再而三; 接三后, 还可以来个连四 贯五。 这和蔡志忠先生再还没成名前, 被警察当白粉道友来“部落”(截停)。

为了避免往后的“中部落”,殃及池鱼,终于让咖啡因想出一个绝招。

给女狮王 MQ

如果你无法说服他们,就和他们 “埋对”。(If you can’t convince them, then you either confuse them or join them)

事先买一本小簿子, 粘上你的摄影人名片,把“photo” 和 “Pengarang” 这两个字放的大大的在封面。

下一次看到警察叔叔的时候,
1. 先发制人, 迎面而上!
2. 先灌迷汤, 捂着良心来个“你好型仔” “saya idol polis”.
3. 拿出那本小册字, 有意无意的让他看到封面
4. 跟他们索取签名, 再灌迷汤, 说”我有个志愿, 就是跟警察索取签名,很“恨” 做警察的摄影专题.
5. 来个合照 (所以一定要带相机,别丢摄影人的“架”。记住要给他们名片。
6. 见一个警察就重复一次, 没多久你就会,非常-极端-变相的出名, 警察看到你会招招手。

就算你弄假成真, 警察真的对你的”project” 很有兴趣,那就更好,来个顺水推舟。

祝女狮王 MQ 猪龙入水, 生意兴隆。

:p

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This is a story regarding my photo creator club cronies, MQ . She earn the name of “most blocked experience” girl in Kuala Lumpur area. There is no once, but at least 5 times of experience block and question by the police. If you want to learn her “blocked” experience, please use the Bablefish to translate the mandarin blog.

Some of the story
Excerpt 1

Location : Residential area, opposite of the office.
time : around 8:30 pm
scene : Going to collect my car to go home, a police patrol car slowly approach, ask me to show the identification card(IC). After looking at the IC, the police response with a “wow, Chinese”. Luckily the street light are dim, otherwise you will see my face darker than the night sky.

Excerpt 2

I ask the police in mandarin, “so do you want me to show you the prove I am local?”, the police so surprise and ask, “Why you speak mandarin, where are you from?” (yeah, I doesn’t look like China woman right) I reply with my classical response, “Because I am Chinese, from Alor Setar, Kedah…”.

2 Responses to “容易中”部落” 的女人。 The “most blocked” girl in KL”

  1. MQ

    hello !!!!
    fuyohhh!!!how can you proposed that kind of response to me??!
    whenever i see them, i can no more feel calm la!
    next time if you happen to stay next to me when i kena blocked, then…u will know! however, before that, must not thrown pcp “rack” first…camera ready!!!

    moo_t: 不用多謝, 這個建議不另收費。😉

  2. ET

    絕招!super 萬歲!
    well, MQ you really can considers all the suggestion by Super.

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