Recycle jokes (2) Koh : Give her another chance 大选笑话(2) : 请再给她一次机会

Posted On 25/02/2008

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Previously, a beauty contest is held in Penang Island. During the finalist, a country wide broadcast is held. The Chief minister of Penang, Koh Tsu khoon are on the VIP seat.

When Koh “samsui”(Cantonese : preferred) beauty on the stage, the judge give a IQ test, “Tell us the sum of 7 and 8”.

The girl think, “It shouldn’t be so simple, there must be some hidden meaning behind all this”. She answer, “16”.

“Wrong answer”.

Koh are disappointed, he quickly clap his hand and say, “Please give her another chance”.

Due to the VIP request, the judge give the girl another chance. The girl answer, “14”.

Bemused, the audience clapping their hands in frenzy and shout,” Give her another chance! Please give her another chance! “.

Due to the mass request, the judge ask the question again. Since 16 and 14 are not the “secret answer”, the beauty answer , “15”.

The audience sigh with relief.

All in sudden, a voice shout and clapping hand, “Please give her another chance! Please give her another chance! “.

Everyone see Koh.

note : Jokes copy and translated from the net

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选美活动在电视台举行,最後决赛过程向全国作现场直播。许子根作为
贵宾坐在主席台上。

轮到徐子根看好的美女上台了,评委提出的智力测试题是:「七加八等
於多少?」美女心想答案不应该是简单的十五,其中一定有奥秘,经
过一番思考後回答说:「十六」。

评委宣布说答案错了。许子根很失望,赶紧一边鼓掌一边说:「请再给
她一次机会」。

於是,评委再给了一次机会。美女这次回答说:「十四」。

此时,全场观众一边鼓掌一边有节奏地喊着:「请再给她一次机会!
请再给她一次机会!」

众意难违,评委只好又给了一次机会。「十六」和「十四」都不对,
美女这时只好回答说「十五」。

众人均松了一囗气,全场寂静无声,此时却有一人一边鼓掌一边有节
奏地呼叫:「请再给她一次机会!请再给她一次机会!」全场愕然,
因为此人是高坐在主席台上的许子根。

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