Recycle political jokes for election(1) 循环再用政治笑话数则 (1)
During the general election, Badawi bring Najib, secretary, his cooks and his cooks grandson fly to Sabah to campaign for the election. On his way home, before it reach KLIA, the plane broke down. The pilot report,”This is an emergency, we must parachute now”, the pilot escape with his own parachute.
The plane left with 4 parachutes. Najib took one parachute and slowly pass to Badawi, “You are the next premier, to safeguard interest of country, please take you leap”. Badawi hesitate.
During Badawi hesitation, Najib took the parachute for himself and jump. Before Badawi shout for angriness, his secretary quickly took another parachute and escape. Due to the urgency, Badawi took the third parachute and jump.
The cooks speak to his grandson, “I am old, just took the last parachute and escape for your life”. The cooks grandson answer,”Don’t worry grandpa, there is enough parachute for two of us us”. The cooks reply, “There is only 4 parachutes, since 3 of them jump, there is not enough parachute for two of us”.
The cook grandson speak in calm,”Badawi took my school bag.”
I know who you are
Pavarotti ，Maradona ，Badawi reach the Pearly gate, St. Peter say, “I need you to prove your identity before I let you pass this gate”.
Pavarotti say,” I am Pavarotti”, and sung “O Sole Mio”, St.Peter delighted,”O Sole Mio, you are Pavarotti, you may pass”.
Maradona say,”I am Maradona”. He took a ball, point to a windows 30 meters away, kick the ball and the ball fly right into the windows.
St. Peter say,”Bull’s eye, you may pass”.
It is Badawi turn, and he can’t think of anything. At last, with a blushing face he told St. Peter, “I am Badawi, but I don’t know anything and have nothing to show.”.
St. Peter check the heaven record book and node his head,”Indeed, you are Badawi himself”.
Poison by Barisan Nasional milk
Once upon a time, Badawi and Najib study in the same secondary school.
One day, the teacher told the class, “Tomorrow, the Prime minister going to visit us, he will ask two question. The first question,”Who did you loyal to”
The teacher finger point to Najib who sit on the first row, “You should answer him, Barisan Nasional , we all fed by Barisan Nasional milk.”
“The second question, who are our enemy” The teacher point to Badawi sit on the second row, “Then you answer, DAP, PAS and the separatist Lee Kuan Yew”.
The same night, Najib get food poisoning and send to hospital.
In the second day, the Prime Minister visit the school, noted the empty first row and ask Badawi, who sit in the second row,”Young man, who did you loyal to”
Badawi answer, “DAP, PAS and the separatist Lee Kuan Yew”.
The teacher quickly hint Badawi, “Barisan Nasional, Barisan Nasional milk…..”
Badawi answer, “Those who drink Barisan Nasional milk got food poisoning, now he is in the ICU”.
Do you know me?
Badawi visit a mental hospital. He ask a patient whether he knew who is him. The patient shake his head. Badawi shout, “I am Badawi, the ex-ambassador of Peru for Malaysia, now I am the Prime minister of Malaysia. Do you know Mahathir? I am the current Prime Minister and extent my post next term”. The patient smile and answer, “Well, when I came in here, I speak the same thing.”
这时候飞机上尚有四把伞.只见那吉取下一把,对 巴达维说到:首相,您的安危关系到中国的未来,请先跳吧。乘巴达维一迟疑,那吉自己先跳了。 巴达维大怒,不想秘书手疾眼快,抢了一把伞也跳了.巴达维 情急之下,二话没说拿了 一把伞也跳了。 厨师长叹一声:孩子啊,爷爷老了,无所谓了,你还年轻,快拿最后一把伞跳吧!孙子道:爷爷,还有两把伞,我们一起跳吧.爷爷苦笑:一共就四把伞, 他们三都跳了,哪还有两把?孙子大叫:巴达维抱著我的多用途书包跳下去了。