国阵政治宣传如星宿派一般无耻 Barisan Nasional shameless propaganda outshines the Constellation marshall school

Posted On 05/03/2008

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翻开所有的本地媒体报纸, 我想到的只是金庸笔下《天龙八部》里头的“奇景“。

呼喝之声,随风飘下山来:“星宿老仙今日亲自督战,自然百战百胜!”“你们几个幺魔小丑,竟敢顽抗老仙,今真大胆之极!”“快快抛下兵刃,哀求星宿老仙饶命!” “星宿老仙邕临少室山,小指头儿一点,少林寺立即塌倒。” 新入星宿派的门人,未学本领,先学谄谀师父之术,千余人颂声盈耳,少室山上 一片歌功颂德。

少林寺建刹千载,历代群僧所念的“南无阿弥陀佛”之声,千年总和, 说不定远不及此刻星宿派众门人对师父的颂声洋洋如沸。丁春秋捋着白须,眯起了双眼,薰薰然,飘飘然,有如饱醉醇酒。

众弟子群相应和:“是啊,星宿老仙驾到,少林寺和尚一个个死无葬身之地。”“天下武林,都是源出我星宿一派,只有星宿派的武功,才是真正下统,此外尽是邪魔 外道。”“偿们不学星宿派武功,终不免是牛鬼蛇神,自取灭亡。”突然有人放开喉咙, 高声唱了起来:“星宿老仙,歌德天地,威震寰宇,古今无比!”千余人依声高唱,更 有人取出锣鼓箫笛,或敲或吹,好不热闹。群雄大都没有见过星宿派的排场,无不骇然 失笑。

见识了国阵的政治宣传排场, 大家大概知道, 为什么多年以来, 马来西亚根本没有基金够胆去翻译金庸的书去马来语。

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For the pass few day, turning on the TV, open the newspaper looking at those Barisan Nasioanl propanda, it make me think of those scene wrong by Jing Yong in the book “Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils ”

Shouting coming from the mountains, “The Constellation Master now are here to win the battle”, “Dare you your pity minions and jokers against Constellation Master “,” Put down your weapon, pray for the mercy of Constellation Master”, “Constellation Master come to the Gao Mountain, with just finger, he can crack the whole Shaolin temple”. People just join the Constellation marshal school, are well verse in flatters their teacher. The flatters from a thousand people from Constellation marshal school surround the Shaolin temple.

Perhaps thousands years of Shaolin temple monks “Amitoba” chanting, are far below the recent moment of flattering by Constellation marshal school student for their teacher. TingChunQiu (Constellation marshal school master) stroke his white mustache in vain, with a self-satisfied, fumigated looks in drunk of some strong wine.

Finally, the Constellation militia school student give new round of flattering , “Yes, the Constellation Master is here, now all the monks in Shoaling Temple will have no place to hide and crush by the master”, “All the marshal school idea are come from Constellation marshal school. Only the Constellation marshal school teach the pure and proper KungFu. All others school teach you the wrong and wicked things”. “If you don’t learn Constellation marshal school KungFu, you are doom!”.
In a sudden, a Constellation marshal school student start singing,
“Oh my Constellation Master,
his moral are greater than the world,
his power shake the universe,
from beyond to future,
Nothing can compare to him”

Then a thousands of students follow the rhythm, some student even take out a flute, Gong and some other instrument,blowing and knocking, make a lively show. Few marshal art master has ever seen the way of Constellation marshal school ostentation, most people are shocks and laughs in amazement.

Despite Chinese culture has set foot in Malaysia for many years. However, no foundation are dare to translate any JingYong literature to Malay language.

Now you know why.

One Response to “国阵政治宣传如星宿派一般无耻 Barisan Nasional shameless propaganda outshines the Constellation marshall school”

  1. ylchong

    hey, can i “bollow” this article for my ELECTION WATCH series ah?
    I gift thee Puerh tea!:) OR tehSEE!:):) — Desi

    moo_t: Anyone are free to take, if you don’t mind my broken English.😉

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